This is the most challenging savory challenge yet. Absolutely stinky smelly and putrid, and possibly the worst egg salad recipe in history? Each ingredient on its own may not be so bad, but together they create a cacophony of making me rethink my life decisions on camera. I am in a white frilly apron and a chef's hat. Naked cooking style. Some ingredients include, pidan eggs, 4 pounds gas station egg salad, 4 pounds potato salad, fish sauce, bruised overripe bananas, vegetable peels I saved in the freezer which wilted, spam, a lot of hot dogs, hot dog water, and mystery canned goods.

Part 1: I set up and introduce you to all of the ingredients. The pidan eggs may or may not have fermented more than normal as they were so much more strong smelling than I remember, but I power through and commit myself to what's to come. Lots of commentary and taking some nice deep whiffs of the ingredients and curling up my nose and scrunching up my face because some things were Worse than I expected.

Part 2: Time to start cooking! I teach you how to make the best (worst) egg salad by combining ingredients by smashing them and crushing them with my feet and manage to dirty my apron, hat, hairy pussy, but still softcore. I put samples of things in my mouth (ew), and make sure to collect most of the liquidy ingredients over myself or in a bucket off to the side.

Part 3: Things escalate, and I end up stripping off the apron and someone end up masturbating in all the nasty filth. The liquid I set aside also does not go to waste. All foodstuffs are those meant for human consumption (this time).